GROWING UP, THE NEXT STEP (PART I)

i'm an adult now. or so i like to tell myself. even though i may be the anti-adult adult, i can delude myself for a short time into thinking i am a productive member of society during breakfast. i do this by avoiding starting my day with a cereal that 2 of the 3 main ingredients are some form of sugar/corn syrup. now i do love the sweet stuff. but i don't want diabetes. luckily my tastes are evolving, and even more lucky is that cereal companies are starting to realize that healthy =/= shitty tasting. cereals high in fiber and whole grains are getting better everyday and i am so pleased with that. here is one of my favorites:

smart start.

antioxidants. strong heart. vitamins. all the crap your mom tried to make you eat in a breakfast cereal, but you never wanted to because a lot of those cereals sucked. you don't have to eat grape nuts to not feel shitty about your cereal choices. we are living in the 21st century. we have a black president. we can have a good tasting cereal that doesn't lead to cavities and obese children. this cereal seriously kills it. oh and oat clusters. god i LOVE oak clusters. i want to scream it from the highest mountain tops! every cereal should just throw in some oat clusters. i wouldn't even care. it would make ever cereal better. seriously. think about it. the smart start line has some other cereals i haven't had yet that i'm sure are just as good. this cereal is an example of the beautiful dance between health and flavor that is a joy to eat. you finish eating and think: "wait, that was actually good for me?"

also i want to give a shoutout to my friend brook tarbet on her birthday. i wrote these two posts for her because she loves this blog and is very enthusiastic about me continuing it. she is a wonderful friend and i hope she had a lovely birthday. she is now part of this blog forever.

TOP 4 CEREALS TO EAT DRY (NO MILKS)

im a busy guy. or so i like to tell myself. i get hungry and i want cereal, but i gotta go get my hustle on and i have no time to pour a bowl. a ziplock bag is just as good as a bowl if you know what cereal to put in it, to keep your belly satisfied. these are my top 4 favorite cereals to much on the go:

oh yeah and that's right. top 4. you read that correctly. no one does top 4. top 3, top 5..fuck that. 4.

1. frosted mini wheats. now the only downside to this one, is that they are dry as the sahara in july. insta-cotton mouth. but. coffee exists. and a mouthful of mini wheats washed down with a good cup of joe is a great combination. the sweet frosting and the dry cereal (and subsequent mouth) are met with the warm bitter of the coffee in a excellent manner. washes down and leaves you feeling satisfied. if you are a coffee free person, hot cocoa offers a similar (albeit sweeter) experience.

2. life. it's light, it's sweet, it's crunchy, it's awesome. you can even see the damn sugar crystals embedded in the cereal if you look close enough. science in action. as a kid i like the cinnamon variety better, but my tastes have matured and im back to the OG life as my go to buy. "hey clarkey, he likes it." you bet your ass i do.

3. reese's puffs. can't leave these off the list. damn i love this cereal. best "dessert" cereal. which is no surprise considering it is 'candy for breakfast.' i used to beg and beg my mom to buy it for me as a kid. when she bought it my siblings and i would devour the box in one saturday sitting, but before we could have any we had to have a bowl of 'healthy' cereal first. those were the days. the thick peanut butter or chocolate coating that you can taste on every piece..and then it gets all stuck in your teeth and you pick it out all morning, and you love every little morsel.

4. oatmeal squares. can't leave these off the list. it is my favorite dry cereal, and one of my favorites overall. first, the coffee thing mentioned earlier also applies with this cereal 100%. second, i didn't think it possible, but they are actually fun to eat. a dry cereal? try and follow me on this. you know how people nibble the ends of a reese's cup, or bite around a baby carrot until and that is left is that weird core thing? you can do a similar kind of maneuver with this cereal. you can bite off rows at a time,and kind of eat it in chunks and it won't fall apart like other cereals do. this shit has layers or something and its actually an enjoyable way to eat this cereal. that was the first thing that came to my mind when i thought of eating oatmeal squares dry. sitting in class or on the couch or on the bus and taking the time to bite every piece in half. or in thirds. and loving every bite.