I've been reviewing cereals for over 12 years now

When I was 8, at a trip to Universal Studios in Florida, a an on the sidewalk asked me if i wanted to try some cereals, and give him my opinion of them. I have some alphabets cereal with marshmallows, and some lucky charms, and told him which i liked more and why. From what i remember i liked the alphabets cereal, telling him it was crunchier and i liked that i could spell things. i received a check in my mailbox about 3 weeks after my vacation for $5 from the cereal people for my input.

i need to figure out a way to make some money off this again.

RIP

i know you're in heaven smiling down on me.

I HATE LITTLE KIDS IN CEREAL COMMERICALS PART 1

WHY are little kids in cereal commercials such little brats. What is the world coming to? I give you my first piece of evidence:

(STARTS AT 30 SECONDS)


HE EVENS ASKS NICELY "MAY I HAVE SOME". AND THEY SAY NO. WTF.

THEN HE TELLS EVERYONE HOW DEPRESSED HE IS "AND I'M SADDER THAN EVER" AND THEY STILL WON'T POUR HIM A BOWL. WHAT KIND OF PARENTING IS GOING ON HERE?

They won't share their trix, just because he is a Rabbit(HATE CRIMES??) and they make this poor Rabbit depressed. Is it too much for these kids to just let him have some?! SILLY RABBIT TRIX ARE FOR KIDS HAHAHAHA F*CK YOU!

i'm never having kids.

HONEYCOMB, THE LIGHT BEER OF CEREALS

I really like Honeycomb. Everything about eating it I enjoy, except for the fact that I have to fill up a trough tp get enough cereal. IT JUST WILL NOT FILL ME UP. When I bought the box I am currently eating, I was so stoked that it was so big, and it was only 2 bucks. Unfortunately the cereal is so light you HAVE to eat 2-3 bowls, or fill up a giant tupper-ware(this is no joke i do this) to have a filling breakfast. So now, I thought I was getting a good deal, but this big box is emptying quickly. Which is why I say Honeycomb:

For the great taste that won't fill you up...HONEYCOMB.