Sunday, December 13, 2009

THIS. IS. SHIT.

I WENT TO SMITH'S MARKETPLACE YESTERDAY TO GET SOME CEREAL. I BOUGHT SOME OFF-BRAND HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS WITH STRAWBERRIES. THIS IS WHAT I GOT.


NOTICE ANYTHING WEIRD ABOUT THIS BAG??

I DO.

THERE IS NOT A SINGLE DAMN STRAWBERRY IN THE WHOLE THING. WTF SMITH'S MARKETPLACE! YOU SCREWED ME. YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU SCREWED ME.

YOU BETTER BELIEVE I WILL EAT MOST OF EACH BAG THEN TAKE THEM BACK FOR A REFUND. SUCK IT SMITH'S.