Sunday, December 13, 2009

THIS. IS. SHIT.

I WENT TO SMITH'S MARKETPLACE YESTERDAY TO GET SOME CEREAL. I BOUGHT SOME OFF-BRAND HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS WITH STRAWBERRIES. THIS IS WHAT I GOT.


NOTICE ANYTHING WEIRD ABOUT THIS BAG??

I DO.

THERE IS NOT A SINGLE DAMN STRAWBERRY IN THE WHOLE THING. WTF SMITH'S MARKETPLACE! YOU SCREWED ME. YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU SCREWED ME.

YOU BETTER BELIEVE I WILL EAT MOST OF EACH BAG THEN TAKE THEM BACK FOR A REFUND. SUCK IT SMITH'S.

4 comments:

Saulo Picazo said...

no bunches, no clusters, no nuts?

Sydnie said...

Clarke. I'm torn between emotions. Part of me is SO excited I found your blog (and that it's about cereal) and the other part is pissed off about the lack of strawberries.

adam said...

Dude! Your blog is one of the funniest I've ever seen. You need to post more!

CEREAL IS LIFE said...

Thanks Adam! I do man. I have been lazy and way too busy. i suck.