Tuesday, August 11, 2009

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL


the "tourette's guy", a Youtube celeb, once told his son to and i quote: "DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL." I have to wholeheartedly agree with this wise, wise man. i mean come on. tastes as good as other cereals...AND it has 100% of 12 vitamins and minerals! GOOD LORD. i don't know of many cereals that can say that. i mean honestly HOW HARD is it to make ALL cereals have 100% of 11 vitamins and minerals? if Total can do it, why can't Lucky Charms?

i don't know how many of you are up on the Total Crew, but they have stepped their shit up in the different flavors department. I'm talking about Honey Clusters, Blueberry Pomegranate, Cinnamon Crunch(doesn't taste as good as cinn toast crunch..but what does?), Cranberry Something, along with your standard raisin bran and corn flakes. all with at least 100% of 11 vitamins. SHIT. i can just imagine some dude in the factory walking by each tub of flour stirring up with other ingrediants and dumping a few bottles of One-A-Day vitamin pills into each vat.

STEP YOUR GAME UP OTHER CEREALS. TOTAL HAS YOU SHOOK WITH GOOD TASTING CEREALS THAT ARE KEEPING ME HEALTHIER THAN THE REST OF YOU DORKS.

2 comments:

Diana Elaine said...

I'm with you .. I love Life cereal. I just discovered it recently, and Raisin Bran Life is my favorite. I just finished a bowl. :-)

From one cereal lover to another.

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